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Very well done!

This helps us explain why sometime KWKH is called EloKei Abraham (known by scholars as the "EKA name"). All of the verses with this name can be traced to source F, which explains why this name is often written in the context of stones (Genesis 28:13, 31:53) or bushes (Exodus throughout chapter 3), since the level the authors were up to at the time were jungle themed. It was further revealed that the burning bush was a myth born from when Baraka (I found that character here: https://www.esports.net/news/fighting-games/mortal-kombat-characters/) was fighting a castle fire and the fire was very difficult to put out. Within days Twitch streamers claimed that the palace wasn't even being burned due to a glitch in the system.

Incidentally, Moses uses both this name EKA and KWKH because those passages of Exodus were merged together in 2020 during covid by a bored teenager, when he seamlessly weaved source J and F together.

Scholars are reeling with excitement over this new discovery of source F and this is just a small sample of questions that have been answered from this revelation.

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Apr 20, 2023·edited Apr 21, 2023Author

You bring up a good point, that F is part of a larger family of authors from the video game age subsumed under the broad but imprecise title of V. Although the boundaries are a bit fuzzy, there is a consensus forming that V is responsible for a good deal of the more "dramatic" episodes in the Bible. For example, the story of Eden seems to be lifted from the Green Hills level of Sonic, David and Goliath are similar to a boss in Legend of Zelda, many of the description of demons seem to be taken from Doom. Where things get sticky is the question of whether there is any material from the 3D Revolution or later. James Cholent has set an upper bound of 1998, although that may change depending on emerging evidence.

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Excellent work. May I add that during the siege of Jericho, the inhabitants played Minecraft, as there was nothing else to do but dig under their houses?

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Also, I'm sure you've seen my Bible Critics post, on very similar lines to yours, particularly Professor Jubel, who, being a sophisticated academic, does not believe the United States of lore ever existed. There is no way a country could peacefully transfer power between elected leaders for 500 years, without even the ability to travel to Mars for summer vacation.

See:

https://ishayirashashem.substack.com/p/bible-critics

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New evidence emerges by the day that the Video Game Era started much earlier than was originally thought. Rumors of ancient tech being studied and exploited in college engineering departments date back to the 1950s. This has been suppressed. At least one school of thought maintains video games have always existed.

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Somebody's bein hazmanim is definitely too long....

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For a baalebos, the whole year is bein hazmanim

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Hundreds of years in the future, your words will join their (the academics') words, and the archaeologists of the day will consider yours the more worthy of consideration.

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